Freaky Friday

TGIF readers! This was a fast work week. Here's a recap of all the crazy things I've encountered this week:

You Have How Many Kids?!

Meet ultimate "Baby-Daddy" Desmond Hatchett of Knoxville, Tenn. He's the proud papa of 21 kids...AND he's 29 years old. He's a busy guy. There are 11 different mothers. Like...whoa... According to the Huffington Post, "The mothers of Hatchett's children are supposed to get anywhere from $25 to $309 a month, but the government is only allowed to take up to 50% of his pay check, and when that's split so many times some women only get a $1.98 a month."

Father's Day must be a mess for this man...

Bubbles, Bubbles & More Bubbles!

My what lovely Bubbles you have...WTF Lady GaGa? I know that you are a little edgy but WOW!! This leaves nothing to the imagination. I am lost for words....

Hellllooooo Luvah!

Apparently, this shirt is selling like hotcakes on Amazon.com. Why you ask? It's just a stupid, corny wolf shirt...WRONG! According to owners, you will become a lady magnet if you put this t-shirt on. Here's one review:

B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. 

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. 

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women 
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

[FYI - The reviewer gave it 5 STARS] I need to get my man one!

Check out more reviews at: http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1.

Hey Look! It's My Boyfriend...and Bella...and Jacob

Look at what I found!!  I think it may be one of the official movie posters for New Moon. Too bad that we have to wait until NOVEMBER!!! But word on the street says that they will start filming Eclipse in August?!? Atleast the filming production is moving along swiftly. Ohhhhh Edward [sigh...]

Well that's all for this week. I hope you have a WONDERFUL weekend and that the sun will  make an appearance.

PS - Harry Potter and the Half Blooded Prince comes out in 47 Days! SWEET!