YOGAAAAAAHHHH!!

Hey there. I took my first official Yoga class today. I got to get in shape for my friend's wedding! Yes I know it is almost a year away, but you got to start sometime, right?

Soooo....I decided to take a Yoga class at my gym. It's part of the membership so had nothing to lose. I figured I would be a pro because I mastered it on my wii fit.

I was so wrong.

I felt muscles that I never knew existed.

The instructor had me doing the downward dog:

And planks:

Almost 50% of the time. Man, my abs ache. So do my arms. Who 'am I kidding? I ache all over.

I will do it again next Tuesday.

I will tell you how I feel tomorrow.

For those that are just as obsessed as me...

I watched the MTV movie awards last night. All I have to say that the New Moon trailer looks AWESOME and I cannot wait until November. I will talk about the Movie Awards a bit later as it is a busy day at work for me. Here's the New Moon trailer. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! :)

Freaky Friday

TGIF readers! This was a fast work week. Here's a recap of all the crazy things I've encountered this week:

You Have How Many Kids?!

Meet ultimate "Baby-Daddy" Desmond Hatchett of Knoxville, Tenn. He's the proud papa of 21 kids...AND he's 29 years old. He's a busy guy. There are 11 different mothers. Like...whoa... According to the Huffington Post, "The mothers of Hatchett's children are supposed to get anywhere from $25 to $309 a month, but the government is only allowed to take up to 50% of his pay check, and when that's split so many times some women only get a $1.98 a month."

Father's Day must be a mess for this man...

Bubbles, Bubbles & More Bubbles!

My what lovely Bubbles you have...WTF Lady GaGa? I know that you are a little edgy but WOW!! This leaves nothing to the imagination. I am lost for words....

Hellllooooo Luvah!

Apparently, this shirt is selling like hotcakes on Amazon.com. Why you ask? It's just a stupid, corny wolf shirt...WRONG! According to owners, you will become a lady magnet if you put this t-shirt on. Here's one review:

B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. 

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. 

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women 
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

[FYI - The reviewer gave it 5 STARS] I need to get my man one!

Check out more reviews at: http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1.

Hey Look! It's My Boyfriend...and Bella...and Jacob

Look at what I found!!  I think it may be one of the official movie posters for New Moon. Too bad that we have to wait until NOVEMBER!!! But word on the street says that they will start filming Eclipse in August?!? Atleast the filming production is moving along swiftly. Ohhhhh Edward [sigh...]

Well that's all for this week. I hope you have a WONDERFUL weekend and that the sun will  make an appearance.

PS - Harry Potter and the Half Blooded Prince comes out in 47 Days! SWEET!

You know that the bride is out to get you when...

I received an email from my bride-to-be friend Heather. The email was entitled "Dresses."

I immediately opened up the email with glee. "Ooooohhhh...I wonder what she has in mind," I thought.

I scroll down to look at the pictures...

OH NO!!!

There were big black & white layered poofy messes, hot pink bedazzled ones with slits running across the stomach. There was also a lime green one that caught my eye. It had slits going up to the waist and exposed many parts of the body, something that would either make my grandma proud, or give her a heart attack. 

Of course my friend wrote, "Just Kidding!" at the end of the email. She then proceeded to send us girls more girly, trendy dresses.

But her email gave me inspiration for today's blog. Let's create a mass search on the internet and find the UGLIEST bridesmaids dresses ever! 

Let's Begin!

MY EYES! THEY BURN!

It's like Gone With the Wind, but way bluer and shiner. 

Wow....umbrella's ladies? 

Do you really think that those are going to protect you from the rain or the sun?

I hope you used those umbrella's to "take out" the bride at the end of the wedding...

Look at me! My dress has a tail fin and yours doesn't!

Did the bride have a Little Mermaid themed wedding?

If so, where's Flounder?

Hellllooooo '80s!

Sequin's? Check.

Taffeta sleevy-collar thingies? Check.

Big fun poofy skirt? Check.

Yup it is from the '80s.

P.S. - Nice sandals.

Wow. Have a sleeve of ruffles. 

I think that I see an arm in there somewhere....

I have to admit, I am kinda digging the hat....

Now Molly Ringwald...

You know how much I love you.

But I was not liking the dress you created for your prom in 

"Pretty in Pink." It is like a Moo-Moo that got in a fight with scissors and lost.

 I always wished that you kept the original dress "as is."

Where this is technically a "Prom" dress, it really doesn't count.

So you are off the hook Molly.

Ohhh...Becky Bloomwood!! 

Suzie was NOT a nice friend when she picked out this 

Barbie meets Rainbow Brite bridesmaid dress. I would have sold it too.

There are TONS more out there. Maybe I will post more up in the future. Heather, if you are reading this...please pick the tail fin, only make mine orange with a pink tail fin. Thanks XOXO!